Japes?

Happiest, I've ever been

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:23:40 GMT

It's been quite a while since I last wrote in this damn LJ...anyways while listening to UGK- Int'l Players anthem I started to reminice about good times in the Eclipse how I used to ride around town in good old bertha and blast UGK and smoke cloves. Oh how much life has changed :)
Im the happiest I could ever be(even though im broke and unemployed come the 23rd) Diane has completely changed my life and I've never felt this at home with another person. Since we've dated I think we've been inseparable, minus 2 or 3 days. I never thought i'd be ready at 20 to share the rest of my life with someone but the last year has shown me that she is def my girl till the end of my life. Oooh I also got her a nice little ring for our one year/ the promise to hopefully get married someday.

The 3000gt is probably the best investment I have ever made. She is still standing and running better than ever. I got rid of the Ricer stickers that the idiot previous owner had put on the back windshield. I got rid of the spray paint the idiot put on my turn signals. Changed the crank pulley, replaced brakes and calipers, all fuses and relays, removed dimmer switch and fixed the bypass to dimmer switch and installed my radio. all for a grand total of 2574$ including the car and normal maintanence. Im soo happy. Im probably going to rebuild her engine next summer since this summer im dead broke. I was planning on getting her a paintjob and detailing but the whole getting fired from cvs thing fuck those plans up.

School went fucking great although my gpa is way lower than it was at uhart, 2.75 due to the fact that gettting fired from your job only results in not being able to afford supplies for photography and then consequently failing it. But whatever i'll just work my ass off and bring it up this fall. Speaking of which I can't wait, I finnally get to start some serious photoshop and graphic work.

Summer will be epic. I guarentee that. Im home alone for a whole month and all I can say is "let the games begin" hookah will def be apart of my friday nights and that delicious monk beer that Pawel and Jay buy. And spending a 3 day span roaming manhattan with diane will be marvelous too.

Crossing guard has become a part of me, as much as I would like not to admit it. The parents are awesome, the kids love me, and most of them have rediculous stories to tell me when they get out of class. Some of these little assholes are already "dating" even though it lasts 3-4 days at most I think its hilariously cute (am I allowed to use the word cute?) but what these kids have shown me is that in the future I need to beat my kid to a pulp if he moons oncomming traffic on slater road. haha

Im glad im out of the whole "lets get fucked up for no reason phase of my life and not remember what I did last night because im in college"phase. I dont smoke as often anymore and I barely drink. Seeing these kids that were two years younger than me at a party get shitfaced, and consquently the "new years incident" where I spent the first 3 hours of the new year puking into a trashbag with my buddy doing the samething across from me. Eh I just hope more people grow out of this phase its kinda annoying when you come up to me with a drunk story. No one wants to hear it and only high schoolers find it cool that you woke up like janis jopplin in a puddle of puke.

Anyways all in all with the economy going to shit, and my unemployment, this has still been one of the greatest years of my life if not the greatest.

one more thing. Spektor Sucks really fucking bad. Dont care what any of you think. She pisses me off. That whole whispering shit is getting old and only inspiring a herd of more whispering idiots from manhattan that are considered indie because they wear a cardigan and scarf in the middle of june. AHHH im glad i got that out.

Finally

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:04:10 GMT

Well the 3000gt has been making a squeeking sound every time I drive it so I've been itching to get it fixed, but with no funds it seemed as though I was never going to fix it (or at least till the summer.) But my dad is willing to lend me the money that I need to fix my pride and joy and the sound/ unknown petit oil leak and transmission fluid will be gone and changed.

In other news, my parents are going to ecuador. I'm sad I wont be going and that Diane wont be going, but im sure we'll have fun. The summer is ours :)

Hookah! I am definitively getting a hookah, im tired of paying a bunch of arabians 40$ to smoke some strawberry shisha every weekend. The trip to New Haven will be missed though, seeing as every sports car on 91 attempts to race me.

9 months strong, never been happier nor in a longer relationship ever. I love you Diane Turka My nigga! haha(shes going to kill me for that)

Im looking into saving up enough money to get another car, one I can drive everywhere. See im thinking of making the 3000gt a summer/weekend car only brought out while hanging out and on a sunny day free of H2O. Im thinking of a 2002 yellow OZ rally Mitsubishi Lancer.
this car I would drive everywhere, in all conditions and I wouldnt be too scared as I am with my 3000gt. (3000gt fun fact 1: In 1994 only 89,112 3000gt sl's were made I happen to own number 2,443)

In a nut shell not going on vacation so I can afford another car to drive everywhere. My girlfriend is the best. I miss everyone!

also check this guy out, If you like bloc party, foals, los campesinos, we are scientists you'll love eugene

Eugene McGuinness-Monsters Under The Bed

external if you cant view the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnujO3SCGBE

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:14:32 GMT

polish people do not know how to properly accelerate.

that is all.

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:28:06 GMT

im going going back back to cali cali.

Notorious was better than i expected.

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:47:02 GMT

my live journal display name is fucking stupid! geez i hate my 9th grade self

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 16:47:58 GMT

i gotta take a piss.

Sat, 06 Dec 2008 21:31:54 GMT

.....

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:41:17 GMT

if you have anything than a twin turbo, please dont race me.

Bollocks

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:14:55 GMT

So I got voted outta The Framecell, but im not going to make a fuss about it. I didnt take it seriously because there was nothing to take serious, it was 5 dudes playing toms basement thats it. Maybe if they get big or something ill be a tad bit jealous. In other news school is awesome, i've never been able to express my self so artistically before. My drawing skills get better and better as each day goes by and i love it. In the graphic design section of my life, I GOT INTERNSHIPS UP THE ASS. No, Seriously I am. So far SPIN, Absolut,Target, and Cartoon Network have offered me internships. Stupid thing about these design internships is that they are in the most expensive cities in the USA ( Chicago, San fran, Mannhattan) and they arent going to be paying me so I've had to let go some of the best chances to be known as a graphic designer, but eh. Im going to get my associates, and then go to art college.
I think growing a beard right now is the best time. Not because it's winter but because im young. I think im going to grow one till at least February and then ill give myself super shop chops(made up) and anyways its the time in my life where my part time job doesnt really matter seeing as i can get another one at any given time.
Winter is going to be chill, im sooo glad for once. Last year I spent my winter break with my nose crammed into bio books, and studying. This year its going to be spent playing guitar, and working on my photoshop pieces. I cannot wait. :)

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:38:11 GMT

So the 3000gt is probably the best car i've ever owned. Driving stick is awesome, there's never a dull moment and its fun too. I've decided that from now on every car i own will be Manual transmission. I also removed the baddass sound it had from the exaust, and now i save even more gas(quickie, i filled the car with gas on the 27th and today the4th im at a quarter tank. take into account its a huge engine and also i drive everywhere.)than i did before

also music update!!

Hit the Lights- Bodybag

Four Year Strong- heroes get remebered, legends never die

The devil Makes three- Bangor mash

Favorite band from brooklyn

Matt and Kim- Daylight

Mew- Special

New car....although not really

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:28:38 GMT

So i was sitting at home tuesday talking about cars with my dad and he goes"how much money do you have saved up?" i told him 415$ and he saids "good lets go buy a car!" after two days of searching i found a sweet 1994 mitsubishi 3000 gt

sure it doesnt look like the one on the picture but it runs. It needs a little tlc, but 900$ for a car that otherwise costs' 5000$ is a fucking steal.

:)

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:49:42 GMT

I fucking rock at life.

AIM

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 06:49:06 GMT

Reading old AIM logs reminds me that alot has changed.... like ALOT

maybe for the better, some deff for the worst all in all no regrets no remorse.

Music im diggin at the moment you should check out

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:05:40 GMT

no descriptions this time, just music

Deltron 3030- mastermind

You slut!- mybloodyjesusexploreronfire

Lite-tommorow

Say anything- i wanna know your plans

ludo-girls on trampolines

the jam- in the city

HeIsLegend- the seduction

HeIsLegend- diner with a gypsy

gogol bordello- roof n underground

beirut- nantes

Django reinhardt- swing

school

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:15:45 GMT

so far schools been a blast, im finnaly doing the art classes that i wanted to do last year. In my Drawing class everything is so laid back. OOOH and my intro to computer graphics class rocks balls, i didnt pay attention the whole class because i was too busy drawing on adobe illustrator on the new, very expensive macs we get to use. the only class i know im going to hate is pre algebra, which i was told i need one math to finish my requirement so i took the easiest one so i can focus on my work in drawing and comp gfx.

also for everyone that saids Tunxis is just like high school, it is or at least it's what high school shoulda been, plus so many people and so much variety it doesnt feel wierd.and everyone that is there is for the same reason, govmt wasnt giving them enough help so they left their schools and are going to tunxis.

i think this semester if not whole year is going to be way more chill than my 24 credit jam packed uhart days. hopefully i can still keep a 3.5 if not better this year.

2 Partys, and a drive to higganum

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 05:30:15 GMT

So the partys weren't the highlight, they rocked don't get me wrong but i think my sunday was more eventful than my saturday night. So im at work, my supervisor asks me if i can go to the plainville Cvs to pick up a prescription for a customer who has been waiting since friday for it to come in. So i agree, take a ride, and come back. When i come in my supervisor saids that the bitch needs her anti depressants, and if she doesnt get them she'll become suicidal and or sue the pharmacy. So i agree to drive her meds out, heres the thing....it's in fucking Higganum. Seeing as its a 45 min drive both ways i agree to go if i get paid for going, and they pay for gas. So i got 30$ for gas, and stayed on the clock and drove to this suicidal bitches house. I get to her driveway which is a one car, gravel/dirt road, endless forrest on both sides, and its just a wierd ass place to live in. So i pull up to this house, big round about driveway. In her drive way is sitting 3 lexus's and an acura, and the fucking house has doors bigger than the first floor of my house. She comes to the door and takes her meds, and doesnt even fucking tip me or anything. fucking cheap ass, suicidal bitch.

Sometimes i wonder why i voulenteer to drive a maniac her drugs, into the mystical forest of death and rape.

Music update

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:15:54 GMT

If you tired of listening to that fucking "I'm going to write you a love song" bitch then listen up kiddies theres some schooling to do.

here are some awesome artists that you've probably never heard of.....

Up and coming The death set, a band first based in sydney, australia, then brooklyn and then baltimore. Come with a wave of lo fi grove electro punk kicked in the balls by bandana wearing fitted capped teens.

The Death set- Negative Thinking

Britain's Does it offend you? Yeah? are an electro-pop-rock quartet whose dream like sounds, and hook-ass riffs are stunning europe and japan by storm.

Does it offend you? yeah?- We Are Rockstars

Straight outta the contriversial grime scene in the uk, dizzee's beats have been ill since the fall of 2003 where his sick nasty beats were being pumped out using simply a playstation. forever fighting the establishment his dance hits amaze all and defy the wishes of the british government.

Dizzee Rascal-Flex

with 7 members these angst filled, final livejournal writing, british kids give slipknot a run for there money with great songs as "Death to los campesinos" and "Knee deep at ATP" these youngsters from cardiff wales are making their mark.

Los Campesinos- My Year in lists

With their crazy enviro-pyscho-pop and concived in connecticut MGMT do their best to pump out awesome songs thateeriliy remind you of the rolling stones early years

MGMT-Weekend wars

I think i've talked about these guys before a while back, the indie power group tokyo police club continue to make amazing music past their debut ep "A lesson in crime". they make their awesome return with "elephant shell..amazing from beggining to end.

Tokyo Police Club- Graves

Long time

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 06:39:58 GMT

It's been a while since my last post I wanna say since like may? (previous post was just the movie wanted, if you wanna know how to see it Instant message me or something.) Things have been going great, im 19 now, I have a wonderful girlfriend who I care for and love, my job isn't giving me enough hours, ambego has acutally got a demo. Life is swell.

All this free time from Cvs has left me to chill with my new guitar, its a semi beat up Esp LTD H-200 and my god the sound! I've deffinitively improved my guitar chops on it but the thing that sucks is that, so far i haven't been able to put my new found abilities down into a song or a piece of music. Now that I actually have a good guitar I can feel every note bellowing out of my guitar, I can close my eyes and i can see the notes take form in my mind. It's almost orgasmic.

After a year of going to Uhart, and 14k later, ill be going to tunxis because quite frankly I dont need more debt than what im already in. It sucks that im going from a private 4 year, to a communal 2 year. But its cheaper, and ill be studying what i like, Graphic design and photography. I'd go into music but there are so many people out there with more talent, and that can actually read music, who are already in these programs. Hopefully after my 2 year stint at tunxis I can apply to a the art institute of new york or full sail, who knows.

This summer has been so far ordinary, nothing special, as usual. I want an epic summer, big trip with a couple of people, driving in the night with only darkness at both sides and miles of flat lands to see. Essentially the picture perfect road trip, basically what will never happen. Im broke and a road trip right now is not in reach.

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 21:48:24 GMT

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Sun, 11 May 2008 14:00:26 GMT

so tonight was awesome, at first i thought going to an all polish party was going to be weird and basically starting a fight between whoever, but it was really chill and aparently everyone knew me but i didnt know them. So i said i wasn't going to get drunk, low an behold; Diane kept pouring all her beer pong shots in my face and then i was just gone (thanks diane :) lol)

its about 10 o clock and i just sold the eclipse :( but she"ll be in better hands now so im ok with letting bertha go.

now for a survey

What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
She's my girlfriend now!!! :)

What is wrong with you right now?
im hungry

Do you ever miss your first love?
Cant since im with her now :)

When did you last cry?
i always answer this in surveys, wtf!

5th or 6th i dunno im too lazy to remember

Who do you hate?
No one, as its not good to hate

What do you want in your life right now?
movie with diane margaret turka
(:

Are you happy?
yess

What are you listening to?
the diesel engine that will be towing my eclipse away

What do you smell like?
holister body spray, ck eternity, dajarum black, and like an ecuadorian

What are you drinking tonight?
nothing since its sunday but last night lets do a recount shall we?

4 beers
1 shot of passion fruit vodka
6 shots of lime flavored vodka
a game of pong
and a coke

What time do you go to bed?
when ever i fall asleep on the phone :)

Who was the last person in your bed besides you?
probably my parents

What do you wear to bed?
depends, usually just my boxers, but sometimes nothing at all, yeah i said it and?! lol

Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
nope, and i sure hope i never do

What did you do yesterday?
celebrated my nusias birthday with her people and went to the diner

Who did you last text?
Diane

How was your day today?
Awesome x 123456780987654321234567890987654321. <-- dorothy said this too but i found it fitting

What do you think of Eminem?
he needs to put something out because its usually very funny

Do you read?
Not all the time

Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
nope but i pretend one of my pillows is a teddy

Whose house have you been to today?
dianes driveway, ziggys house

What about the night before that?
dianes house till 4:54 am :)

Do you like anyone right now?
Yes, like no tommorow

Are you bored?
nope

What is the last movie you watched?
The Fifth Element with the turka children

Do you say "dawg"?
only when appropriate so all the time

What are you excited about?
exams being over, and having my girlie all summer :)
<3

What do you think about Valentines Day?
Well i have someone to celebrate with now, now only if she let me pay for dinner :)

Who was last person to cook for you?
my mama

Who was your last text message you sent to?
diane

What’s on your mind right now?
same as above answer plus "margaret turka"

Who was the last person to make you cry?
mom most likely

Do you care what others think about you?
Nope

Do you trust people easily?
Not really

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
most likely

Will you ever kiss the last person you kissed again?
yeah, most likely today

What's your ring tone?
for everyones incoming calls
Minus the Bear- Knights

Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
nope

What were you doing at 9pm last Friday night?
with diane i think
(:

What happened at 10:00 am today?
livejournaling is what was going on lol
(:

Tue, 06 May 2008 11:15:03 GMT

Are you in a complicated relationship?
nope

Is anyone in love with you?
i got the memo

Where is your second home?
whenever we hang out till 5 am in my car

Who did you hug yesterday?
no one

What did you do last night?
went out to bowling with tom, jess, and sarah. Then i talked to the girlie till 2

Ever call somebody boo?
yeah, and about 30 other cutesy nicknames

Where are you now?
black room

Whats your hair like?
atm disheveled to shit

Did you buy anything yesterday?
gas, tgi fridays

What day do you like best?
thursdays because of pyschology experiments

McDonalds or Wendys?
wendys.

Ever lost a friend?
nope

Do you shower often?
i try to make it everyday lol

Who was the last person you said bye to?
diane

Who was the last person that called you?
Diane

Favourite drink?
strawberry lemonade powerade

What are your initials?
JPC

What is your favorite thing to wear?
jeans, hoody, ironic shirt under

Have you got a best friend?
fuck it, yeah tom and diane, i can tell them anything and they'll help me with it and def keep it between ourselves

Baseball or Football?
Futbol

Have you ever gone surfing/bodyboarding?
bodyboarding, in ecuador

How is the weather right now?
cold

What is your current favorite song?
first day of my life. and The Womabats- Lets dance to joy division

Where was the last place you went besides your house?
bowl o rama

What's one thing you've learned this year?
that even if you think you dont have a chance, chances are always worth taking. That and if something is going to happen between two people it will eventually occur. That this girl makes me feel like i've never felt before and im happy im with her :)

Does a hug make you feel better?
yeah or i call diane

What have you done today?
so far i got gas for the van

How long ago did you hug someone?
sunday

One thing/person you love?
....thing: cell phone, laptop
person: Diane Margaret Turka

What are you doing?
this, duhh

What are you doing tomorrow?
nothin.

Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
yep

If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
a long lasting relationship with her

Where's your favorite place to be in the summer?
home or outta state

How do you feel about your life right now?
its genuinely getting a hell of alot better and im really happy

Whats your myspace mood?
i dunno at the moment but def arroused

Anything special planned this summer?
give her the best 3 months she'll ever have

What person hurt you the most today?
as usual my mom, yelling " you'll never amount to nothing, your worthless, its your fault im unhappy....blah blah blah" if i was a failure then i wouldnt be buying a 16,000 dollar car something she hasnt even done yet

its 12:05 and...

Fri, 02 May 2008 04:06:36 GMT

i just brewed the best 8 cups of coffee ever, now to knock some work outta the way and hopefully talk to the girl before i go to bed.

A great scholar once said.....

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:57:54 GMT

Certain things are just worth waiting for. And im very glad I waited :D chats till 3 in the am about absolutely nothing and everything at the same time are the best. te queiro :)

Procrastination

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:46:33 GMT

So i have 3 papers due tommorow, im 56% complete with them, im talking to diane, and not getting anything done at all so heres a survey to waste more time

THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY!
Let’s see if you can get through it.

Longest real relationship?
3 months-ish

Shortest relationship?
haha like 4 days?

How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you they love you?
none

Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were
dating?
not really

Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
like she has no idea :)

Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
I hope not

Are you happier, single or in a relationship?
either or, but recently i think being in a relationship would def bring me joy

Have you ever been cheated on?
not that i know of

What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex?
musical tastes

Have you ever broken someone's heart?
i sure as hell hope not

Talk to your exes?
not too much i have no time

If you could go back in time would you change things with an ex?
not really, or else i wouldnt be where im at right now :)

Any of your ex's feel the same way?
i have no clue

Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
hmm, i have no idea

Have you dated people who weren't good to you?
not really, they've been nice

Have you ever dated Someone Older Than You?
she was 6 months older than me

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
yeah, but i recently no longer accept it

Do you believe in love at first sight?
haha yes

Ever dated two people at once?
nope, im not that big of an asshole

How many people have you kissed this year?
1 :)

Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
not really, this question's answer makes it sound like im mad at them, which im not but i just dont really have anything to say, im sure we can stil talk lol

Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha

aparently thats also how i roll niggas

Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
yep

Is heartbreak really as bad as it sounds?
i wouldnt really know since i've never really experienced it

Are you looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend?
i'm shopping around. the market looks good.

and yet another one!!!

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you fell asleep on?
well i didnt fall asleep but we were laying next to each other and turka

Are you a morning person or a night person?
afternoon

If a stranger looked in your closet, what would they think?
lame!!

do u have any OCD habbits?
if my glasses dont get on my face right on the first try, my whole day is ruined

Are you a forgiving person?
i think so

Describe your bed:
huge, and it doesnt make noise if you hump in it ;-)

The highlight of your week?
friday night, wilimantic, diane

Who were the last people you ate with?
diane

Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
diane

Do you like your mom?
shes a fucking bitch about 74.34% of the time but i love her

Who was the last person of the opposite sex to text you?
diane

What were you doing last night?
kicking ass in middletown

Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
haha no

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
yes, and london with my significant other

What does the seventh text in your inbox say?
<333333333 i need you too

What’s the last piercing you got?
prince albert

Toilet papered someone’s house?
last month

If you had to change your name, what would it be?
nope niggas

What did you dream about last night?
her

Do you want to be married right now?
not really but i wouldnt mind

Ever paid more than a hundred bucks on a pair of jeans?
nope

Do you drink coffee on a regular basis?
not really

What is the last thing someone bought for you?
cant remember

Have you ever been hurt?
umm not really

The first thing you notice about someone?
face, and eyes(if them shits aint poppin then you aint got my attention!)

Do you want children?
yes!! 2-3

You're in the hospital, who on your TOP friends comes to visit you?
tom, and diane would

Are you excited about this weekend?
yes!

Do people underestimate you?
they do until i fucking show them jp fo'reals

When you're in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood?
talking to turka

Have you ever tried to skateboard?
i used to before i started high school

Are you taller than 5'7"?
yep

Does it bother you when someone says they'll call you and they don't?
a bit but it never happens

Does it bother you when people sit right next to you?
not really

sometimes...i write the most emo posts and then edit them with surveys

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:41:46 GMT

shit was getting too emo here so how bout a survey!

Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
sober:)

Who did you last talk to for over 20 minutes?
Diane

Where will you be in an hour?
still working on my papers

Do you lead people on a lot?
actually not all.

Are you friends with your best friend's boyfriend or girlfriend?
i'd guess you could say that, shes pretty cool even though i just met her.

Are you mad at someone right now?
nope

Which is better sunrise or sunset?
i like both

How many letters are in your last name?
4

Ever talked to someone that was high?
only when i was

Do you own a skirt?
like 23, what i cant own a skirt?!

Do you have a boyfriend/girfriend?
nope :(

Are you excited for summer?
kinda

If it was free and it would work perfect would you get plastic surgery?
nope im really against getting it myself

Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
robert savickas, 9th grade

What is the closest thing to you that is blue?
cvs polo on the ground

If you could change your eye color would you?
nope

Last thing you wrote your name on?
raincheck for FAB detergent

Does it snow where you live?
yes

Where is your dad?
across the hall from me screaming and swearing because he just hit his toe on the corner of a wall

Have you kissed or hugged someone today?
nope but friday was full of them

Are you a dumb blonde?
nope

Will you be married in the next two years?
who knows

Would you rather have love or money?
love

Do you know how to play poker?
nope

Any planss for the weekend?
diane, tom, jay's bday's

What time do you get up in the morning?
5:30 sharp usually

Do you eat ranch dressing with your pizza?
i recently just had ranch dressing for the first time in my life and my god is it good

Last person you texted?
diane

Do you prefer the ocean or the pool?
both

Are you a Lost fanatic?
nope

Do you read novels often?
nope

Last person to text you and what was said?
diane: okays, shuga